.Friday, January 23, 2009 ' 6:43 PM Y

evil is GOOD and i like the way it is

vry sian nth esle 2 rithe .... other then 2day CNY concert the donut n crab go crazy beside me then yu juan callme sit behind her...i wan go centre nobody 1 2 change place with me... or esle oso go take her clip n pull lousie hair liao ...lol ... half of my class performing arts nid 2 perform n minus the concils equals2 lft with 19 ppl liao... sotong nvr come...=.=gu e make me so ku T.T...

found some funny pic

...(that is wat happen when u eat easter bunny(I M NOT EASTER BUNNY !!!){i not nice 2 at 1...-.-;;;} 2nd 1 is that is y dinosaurs extint...then this a vry stupid robber..
A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him. =.=
next is ......
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb." "Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic, I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment. He can accompany it or not, as he chooses." The defendant smiled. With his lawyer's assistance he detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench, and walked out. kool
lastly is ...Teaching the child
As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to try to calm him down, the boy continues to scream furiously and kick the seats around him.
Suddenly, from the rear of the plane, an elderly man in the uniform of an Air Force General is seen slowly walking forward up the aisle. Stopping the flustered mother with an upraised hand, the white-haired, courtly, soft-spoken General leans down and, motioning toward his chest, whispers something into the boy's ear.
Instantly, the boy calms down, gently takes his mother's hand, and quietly fastens his seat belt. All the other passengers burst into spontaneous applause.
As the General slowly makes his way back to his seat, one of the cabin attendants touches his sleeve. "Excuse me, General," she asks quietly, "but could I ask you what magic words you used on that little boy?"
The old man smiles serenely and gently confides, "I showed him my pilot's wings, service stars, and battle ribbons, and explained that they entitle me to throw one passenger out the plane door on any flight I choose." ...